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Jailbreak Vol. 1 Listen on: Bandcamp, YouTube (playlist)

Robert J! Lake:

You wake up locked in this album, completely alone.
It's legitimately terrible. You need a shower.
You wonder how your mother is. "You need more food," she used to say. "You look like a chihuahua."
And then she would watch Kenneth Branagh's Henry V on the highest volume setting on every TV in the house.
In hindsight, you're actually kind of glad she went deaf.

> Purchase entire album and see what happens.

The album can't exist!

>Wait, what?

You ass, Jailbreak never had a soundtrack! You're messing with the balance of reality itself, here.